The Advent of the All-Inclusive Events Law
It’s all about tolerance and acceptance. Anything less is intolerable and unacceptable!
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Satire
An Open Letter From Molech, God of the Canaanites
Molech dishes the goods on the past, present, and future of human sacrifice.
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Warriors Set To Sign Thor, Incredible Hulk to Maintain Their Gigantic Advantage Over Rest of NBA
The Warriors Needed Help Until Boogie Comes Back From Injury (251 words)
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Enlightened Woman Leaves Christianity Due to Jesus and the Apostles’ Dehumanizing Language
One woman’s quest to a more robust and inclusive faith.
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Sonic, Buoyed by Success of the Pickle Juice Slush, Seeks to Corner the Market on Wacky Menu Items
Sonic tries to outdo the Pickle Juice Slush.
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REO Exclusive! Chipotle Announces Groundbreaking “No cups. No straws. No waste.” Beverage Dispensation Policy
Chipotle does it again! Saving the planet, one drink at a time.
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Schick Introduces Powerful New Razor – “The Nuke”
The razor wars are over.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Issues Comprehensive Apology
Trump apologizes bigly.
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Young Boy Boycotts Company That Makes Boys Cots.
Boycotts everywhere!
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