BREAKING: “There is None Righteous, No. Not One.” Not Even Oscar Hosts
Big changes are coming to the Oscars!
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Satire
Trump Shocked that Everyone at Rally Knew the Sick Woman’s Name was Grace
“Grace, or whatever the heck her name is, is amazing!”
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Media With Horrible Track Record of Prediction Now 100% Confident That God Does Not Exist
“We’re right this time! Trust us!”
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Gollum Cries Discrimination After Being Portrayed by “Nasty” Human Actor in “The Lord of the Rings” Films
Gollum asks for fair representation in film. #FirstTimeISawWe
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The Man Card
Men, do not leave home without this!
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The Advent of the All-Inclusive Events Law
It’s all about tolerance and acceptance. Anything less is intolerable and unacceptable!
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An Open Letter From Molech, God of the Canaanites
Molech dishes the goods on the past, present, and future of human sacrifice.
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Warriors Set To Sign Thor, Incredible Hulk to Maintain Their Gigantic Advantage Over Rest of NBA
The Warriors Needed Help Until Boogie Comes Back From Injury (251 words)
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