Chick-Fil-A Introduces “The Self Loather” Chicken Sandwich for LGBTQ Patrons Who Hate Themselves for Eating CFA
Eat mor chikin indeed.
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REO Exclusive! Chipotle Announces Groundbreaking “No cups. No straws. No waste.” Beverage Dispensation Policy
Chipotle does it again! Saving the planet, one drink at a time.
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Schick Introduces Powerful New Razor – “The Nuke”
The razor wars are over.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Issues Comprehensive Apology
Trump apologizes bigly.
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Young Boy Boycotts Company That Makes Boys Cots.
Boycotts everywhere!
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Millions Watch Porn Star on Sunday Night, Some on 60 Minutes
SHOCK: Millions of Americans, Yet Again, Spend Their Sunday Evening Watching a Porn Star. (188 words)
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Man Now Unable to Tell Difference Between Satire and Real News
Where are we? (301 words)
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The New Weight Loss Plan Sweeping the World: The Socialism Diet
The weight-loss breakthrough we have all been waiting for is here! (292 words)
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Calvinist Constantly Using Romans 9 Argument Stunned to Read Verses 30-33
Three cheers for Satire (173 words)
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BREAKING: New App Unveiled To Eradicate Devil Music
A brand new app brings back the glory days of album burning. (449 words)
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