Media With Horrible Track Record of Prediction Now 100% Confident That God Does Not Exist
“We’re right this time! Trust us!”
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Gollum Cries Discrimination After Being Portrayed by “Nasty” Human Actor in “The Lord of the Rings” Films
Gollum asks for fair representation in film. #FirstTimeISawWe
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The Advent of the All-Inclusive Events Law
It’s all about tolerance and acceptance. Anything less is intolerable and unacceptable!
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An Open Letter From Molech, God of the Canaanites
Molech dishes the goods on the past, present, and future of human sacrifice.
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Warriors Set To Sign Thor, Incredible Hulk to Maintain Their Gigantic Advantage Over Rest of NBA
The Warriors Needed Help Until Boogie Comes Back From Injury (251 words)
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Enlightened Woman Leaves Christianity Due to Jesus and the Apostles’ Dehumanizing Language
One woman’s quest to a more robust and inclusive faith.
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Sonic, Buoyed by Success of the Pickle Juice Slush, Seeks to Corner the Market on Wacky Menu Items
Sonic tries to outdo the Pickle Juice Slush.
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Young Boy Boycotts Company That Makes Boys Cots.
Boycotts everywhere!
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Millions Watch Porn Star on Sunday Night, Some on 60 Minutes
SHOCK: Millions of Americans, Yet Again, Spend Their Sunday Evening Watching a Porn Star. (188 words)
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