Brees or Brady? A Gonzo Take On the Classic “Stats v. Rings” Debate
Darkest Timeline Gowdy pays a visit to REO to rehash an age old debate (1500 words).
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An Open Letter From Molech, God of the Canaanites
Molech dishes the goods on the past, present, and future of human sacrifice.
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Warriors Set To Sign Thor, Incredible Hulk to Maintain Their Gigantic Advantage Over Rest of NBA
The Warriors Needed Help Until Boogie Comes Back From Injury (251 words)
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Why Social Media Died: A Blog Post I Apparently Sent to Myself from the Year 2040.
Five reasons social media died.
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Jurassic Park At 25 And The Marvel Of American Film-Making
Five movies still riding the coattails of the original (1193 words)
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Dear Central Florida, Your National Championship is Phony
Central Florida really needs to pipe down. (900 words)
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The Time Of Our Life: Remembering The Night Seinfeld Ended
The finale disappointed. The night did not.
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The One and Only Pencil
All hail the mighty pencil! (957 words)
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Millions Watch Porn Star on Sunday Night, Some on 60 Minutes
SHOCK: Millions of Americans, Yet Again, Spend Their Sunday Evening Watching a Porn Star. (188 words)
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Man Now Unable to Tell Difference Between Satire and Real News
Where are we? (301 words)
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