Warriors Set To Sign Thor, Incredible Hulk to Maintain Their Gigantic Advantage Over Rest of NBA
The Warriors Needed Help Until Boogie Comes Back From Injury (251 words)
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Enlightened Woman Leaves Christianity Due to Jesus and the Apostles’ Dehumanizing Language
One woman’s quest to a more robust and inclusive faith.
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Sonic tries to outdo the Pickle Juice Slush.
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REO Exclusive! Chipotle Announces Groundbreaking “No cups. No straws. No waste.” Beverage Dispensation Policy
Chipotle does it again! Saving the planet, one drink at a time.
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Schick Introduces Powerful New Razor – “The Nuke”
The razor wars are over.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Issues Comprehensive Apology
Trump apologizes bigly.
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Young Boy Boycotts Company That Makes Boys Cots.
Boycotts everywhere!
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Millions Watch Porn Star on Sunday Night, Some on 60 Minutes
SHOCK: Millions of Americans, Yet Again, Spend Their Sunday Evening Watching a Porn Star. (188 words)
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Man Now Unable to Tell Difference Between Satire and Real News
Where are we? (301 words)
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