REO Exclusive! Chipotle Announces Groundbreaking “No cups. No straws. No waste.” Beverage Dispensation Policy
Chipotle does it again! Saving the planet, one drink at a time.
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Seeking Truth, Beauty, and Joy
Misc
Ranting Ever On: Bad Drivers
Let this be the clarion call for civility on the roads.
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Schick Introduces Powerful New Razor – “The Nuke”
The razor wars are over.
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Ranting Ever On: The Five Edition
Ranting for dummies.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Issues Comprehensive Apology
Trump apologizes bigly.
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On Brotherhood, Inside Jokes and Built-In Best Friends For Life
My brothers and I love inside jokes. We hope to be a part of one someday.
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Young Boy Boycotts Company That Makes Boys Cots.
Boycotts everywhere!
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F. Leroy Forlines – REO Pays Tribute
We pay tribute to a theological giant. (638 words)
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Ranting Ever On: Mondays
Monday, Monday, how I hate that day, the February of our every week, the day of the devil.
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The One and Only Pencil
All hail the mighty pencil! (957 words)
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